Waruguru wa Kiai's Masterpiece

TAKE ME TO NYERI!!
My love,
If you love me, Prove it,
I want a 2NK Sacco ticket to Nyeri,
If you love me. If you love me,
As much as I love you,
You will take me to Nyeri,
I want to stand at Marua junction and hope to see
all my lost relatives,
Tell Sadiwa or Gathee ka Mbicha,
Whoever comes first,

I want pictures, posing at the ngurumo cia Thagana,
Buy me drinks that have bubbles in Happy Times ha mweri,
I want to take bread and eggs ha kari kwera,
and tell you what my elders want, Cows, goats, beer they insist on,
and I want children, a farm, coffee plantation, a house,
If you love me.

My love,
Call Jeremano wa taxi,
Let him take us to Tetu,
I want to go to Kigogoini
To see Wanjohi Wa Kigogoini,
I hear he is as handsome as chief Wanguku's son.

My love,
I do not ask for much this valentine,
Let us go to Thagana River,
And swim I will carry sweet potatoes and tea,
I want to see the Three famous iriuko,
Kiangonina haa in'ga, Gitahi kwa Muthigani Na Itiki ria Mugithi
I hear that if you look closely,
You might see a half fish half beautiful girl,
That’s what I heard.

My love,
The village herdsman John wa mbari ya Gikuyu,
Told us of a great Lady in Gatunai,
Who has eaten the constitution and all laws,
That when She speaks in court,
All are in awe,

My love,
I demand to see her,
See Ellena Wa Wakaruri.
Let us go to Plot Ten,
I want to eat chips at Gachokas place,
And listen to Tape recorder Music which they call air,
Don’t tell me that he is not there,
He lives there.
Fine, if I can’t see him,
I must see kibe wandindi, and listen to wandindi
speak, I have too.

My love,
Please say yes,
Do not deny me,
Take me to Kimathi University,
I want to see the glass buildings,
How is it possible to have glass buildings?
I want to visit all garissa shops,
You will buy me pencil jeans,
Pencil point shoes, and a huge ‘ Gussi’ Hand bag,
I hear Maathai supermarket is now a hotel,
That they are cooking all the white man’s food
I must swallow pizza
And drown it with fresh juice.

My love
I wait your reply,You will say yes,
If you love me,please say yes.
My love, No chocolate, no flowers,
No dinner, no movie,
For me, All I want is you.